Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....