Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...