I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!