ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...