I didn’t get any money this time
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Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...