IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
You are in trouble
|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...