Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Wife and your job?
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Your spinning me a yarn here!
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There’s a parrot on the plane
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Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than…
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because...
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...