A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...