Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Bashing Blondes…part 3!
Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...