This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.