My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...