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I am not forgetful
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Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
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The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Pregnancy Advice…
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Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
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Two Quickies.
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Ears lookin at you!
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Panic
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