Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job…
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...