New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
The strange Christmas scene
|In a small southern town there was a “Nativity Scene” that showed great skill...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...