Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Only One Sale?
A keen country lad applied for a salesman’s job at a city department store....
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Ethnic Goldmine!
There is a big controversy these days concerning when life begins. In Jewish tradition...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...