A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...