God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
20 Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies
1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would,...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.