File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!