Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
So what\’s in a name anyway!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Educational priority
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire…
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she...