Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Blonde male
A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend’s wedding....