Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...