How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
Girl Talk
Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...
Teaching the child
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yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...