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Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Solution to the Y2K problem
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How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...