Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
A Man And His Money
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
Definition of Windows
|Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!