Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...