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Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
The twelve days after Christmas
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Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Emacs acronyms
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Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
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Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...