Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Life Science Final Exam
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question...
Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
Kid’s letters to God…cute!
Here’s a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:Dear GOD:Instead of...