Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...