Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...