The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
Creative Sex!
Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...