Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...