Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...