yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...