Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...