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The 9 Types of Boyfriends
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The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Male/Female Definitions!
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A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
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Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...