How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...