Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Sad revelations
A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...