Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
OLD NEVER DIES 10
|OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.