This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...