Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!