if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Poem about Economics
|If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
Chain Letter Type III
Chain Letter Type IIIHi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897....