One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...