Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...