This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...