Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...