Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...