A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...