Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.