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What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
You just might be a Redneck if…
You Just Might Be A Redneck If…You’ve been married three times and still have...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
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Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
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Santa’s Helpers?
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Had any accidents?
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Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...