20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on…
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...