Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Do you know where you were going?
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Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...
The technical geek test
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Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...